With this high drama in mind, President Bush sings the following aria, set to the tune of "I Feel Pretty." Viewers are encouraged to sing along.
I feel nauseous--
Oh so nauseous.
Next time I eat out,
I'll be cautious.
Wish I felt joy
Like my buddies drinking Lowenbrau.
I had knackwurst
And then bockwurst
And with weisswurst
I was sure I was thrice cursed.
And so nauseous--
One more bite and I was sure to burst!
What did they put in my lunch today?
I know it's something bad that I ate.
Could it be a plot?
Something in the pot?
Has some fiend dropped poison at the G8?
I'll call Cheney.
He's so brainy.
He'll send agents from the land of the free,
Someone who'll take a schnitzel for me!
And then we'll all scram
And get the hell out of Heiligendamm!