Saturday, September 17, 2011

More Leaked Photos!

Our hi-tech wizard, Melville Rimster, reports more leaked photos are creating uproar in Celluloid City!

This past week, fans were shocked at the release of photographs of Scarlet Johansson with a poorly positioned bath towel. The purloined pics apparently were obtained by a person hacking into the actress's cell phone. A spokesperson for Ms. Johansson said, "At first we were taken aback, but realized later that the photographs send a strong message to impressionable youth about regular bathing."  

Now the film world has been rocked by the release of intimate photographs of Ma and Pa Kettle! The racy images depict Ma in her peekaboo flannel nightie and Pa in his Burt Reynolds style plum-colored long-johns.

The photographs were hacked from the Kettles' hand-cranked wall phone, which is still on the party line. "And," says our informant, "these folks really know how to party."

Hollywood is now bracing itself for the threatened release of yet more inside photographs--this time of Lassie and Trigger!  

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