The British Columbia government has developed an aggressive marketing strategy to fill the provincial coffers. Here are some of the hot ticket offerings:
LET MIKE DEJONG BALANCE YOUR BUDGET! Yes, for a nominal fee, BC's finance minister will come to our home and show you how to reduce your expenses and maximize your earnings! You can't afford to pass up this opportunity!
PHOTO-OP WITH CHRISTY! Whatever the occasion--birthday party, kitchen renovation, garage sale--the Premier of British Columbia is prepared to come to your home and pose for a commemorative photograph! This could be a golden moment in your otherwise dreary lives!
PUMMEL THE NDP PINATA! Yes, it's true! Concerned Citizens for BC have constructed a remarkably lifelike pinata in the form of Adrian Dix! What fun you and your right-minded friends will have whacking it! Order now, and help keep our cheesy TV commercials on the air!
PLAY THE BRIDGE GAME! The thrill of a lifetime! Bungee jump off the Port Mann Bridge with your favorite MLA! Send photo ID, $150, and name of next of kin. ($20 extra for Rich Coleman.) An adventure never to be forgotten!
Get in on these great opportunities while time lasts--up until the May 14 election. Send your order now to Fun 'n' Games, BC Revenue Services, Victoria. Be the first on your block to have a photo-up with the Premier!
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