Scene: The underground laboratory at 24 Sussex Drive. Agitated female enters.
Female: Dr. Frankenharper--it's 3:00 a.m.! (Gasp) What is that you're working on?
Dr. F: Don't interrupt, Laureen, my great experiment is almost complete. Igor, hand me that blowtorch.
J. Baird: Yes, Master. Look, look--the creature is moving!
Female: Dr. Frankenharper, you can't do this!
Dr. F: Ah, but I have done it! I have created the first of a series of near lifelike figures with which I will populate the Senate. Bah ha ha ha ha!
Female: But suppose, Dr. Frankenharper, these creatures turn against you?
Dr. F: That will never happen. Igor, give this creature an expense account and send him out into the world.
Female: This is madness!
Dr. F: That's what they said about all the great minds. You wait, Laureen, this will make history.
Monster: Where's the nearest bar?
Curtain falls to the sound of crazed laughter.
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