Critter Sitter

Having successfully fulfilled a week as a Professional Goldfish Sitter, I have been besieged by requests for my services as a critter sitter. So far, I have respectfully declined offers of employment as a companion for the following:

-- Boa constrictors

-- California condors

-- Vampire bats

-- Ant farms

-- Black widow spiders

-- Flea circuses

But I worry about what Galen and Zoe might bring back from the San Diego Zoo. A postcard says they have become very fond of a howler monkey.