Friday, August 19, 2016

Trump: The Bare Facts

It has been reported that life-size statues of a naked Donald Trump have been erected in several U.S. cities. While some have been shocked, others have been delighted. It is said that a swooning Sarah Palin has ordered one for her deck.

Other Trump supporters have said that this is the 21st century equivalent of Michelangelo's "David," as a depiction of virile masculine beauty. Trump himself has said, "Actually, I am much better looking. Much better. A lot better." There is some concern that he may move to demonstrate this in a future television appearance, when he is scheduled to address his Rump Cabinet.

And the new campaign song: "Take Your Clothes Off!"

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