It is Movember. And that's not a typo. it is Movember, with a capital M, because it's Moustache Month.
Every year at this time, we are encouraged to grow a stylish 'stache, in support of men's health issues...issues like not being able to grow a moustache.
There is, as ever, a wide range of styles from which to select: the Salvador Dali, the Sundance Kid, the Wilford Brimley, the Charlie Chaplin, the Anthony Eden, the Yosemite Sam. The one to avoid is the John Bolton. In fact, we are circulating a petition to force Bolton to shave his moustache.
One season, all CFL players and coaches, even Wally Buono, grew a moustache. The only one who didn't have to was Mike Reilly, because he already had one, and if there were an award for Most Outstanding Moustache, Reilly would get it.
So observe Movember! Set aside that razor and grow a moustache!
(Not you, Madam.)
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