Thursday, August 15, 2019

A-Rod and Luo

Scott Stinson, who continues to demonstrate that sports writers are the best in the business, writes that Alex Rodriguez claims to have had $500,000 worth of items lifted from his rented SUV.

Good that Jennifer Lopez wasn't in the car, or she'd be gone, too.

In other sports news, the Florida Panthers have announced they are retiring the jersey of goaltender Roberto Luongo. There is some discussion on whether the Vancouver Canucks should do the same.
We do not have a vote on this, but we think Cioppino's should name Luongo's regular pre-game dish in his honor: Luo's Lobster Linguine.

--Slap Maxwell.

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