In other news, our Los Angeles entertainment reporter, Vince Fennario, reveals that he has seen Arnold Schwarnezzer's love child, and, says Vinnie, "he looks a lot like Charlie Sheen."
Meanwhile, in Manhattan, chambermaids are drawing straws over who will tidy Dominique Strauss-Kahn's suite. "Not me, baby. Un-uh."
Finally, this item from our Personals Column: a writer identifying himself as "Ben. E." writes "Dear Flasher Fan: When I saw you in your pierced person, you pierced my heart. I kept making cheap hits and getting sent back to the penalty box just to see you again. I have given up my chance at the Byng Trophy for you, kinda like Don Jose and Carmen, although I am not supposed to know stuff like that. Please say we can meet again. Benched for your love, Ben E."
And this response: "Hey, Ben E. I'm sure you are a sweet guy, but I wasn't flashing you. I was hoping for Michael Buble. Or Jagger Dork."
Globe and Mail, Sunday, May 22 - 2011
ReplyDelete“The May 21 doomsday message was sent far and wide via broadcasts and websites by Harold Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer who has built a multi-million-dollar Christian media empire that publicizes his apocalyptic prediction.”
Instead of fooling with theology, maybe he should have stuck to his theodolite.
Cheers!!
Lantzvillain