New Career for Osama's Wives

The network program Entertainment Tonight has broken the news that the three wives of Osama bin Laden have formed a singing group, and will be billed as The Supremettes.

A spokesperson for the trio said, "They considered appearing in a Middle Eastern version of Desperate Housewives, but decided this would be a better career move."

The group is expected to begin its world tour as soon as they can decide which one is Diana Ross.