We have Good Nudes and Bad Nudes

ESPN reports enormous interest in its photograph of Ryan Kesler minus his Vancouver Canucks uniform. Hockey fan Elmira Framitz said, "We heard Ryan had a hip problem, but that hip looks good to me." Adelaide Grimster said, "I'm ready for a body check any time he wants to deliver it!"

However, while ESPN enjoys great success with the undraped Kesler, "60 Minutes" says that so far, there has been little demand for its nude photo of Andy Rooney.