China/Canada Trade Agreement

Prime Minister Stephen Harper capped his successful China venture by announcing a major trade agreement, signaling, he said, "a new spirit of friendship between our two great nations. As for our former friend in the White House, I just want to say nyah nyah nyah." 

Pressed for details regarding the historic China/Canada trade, he said, "It's a win-win for both sides. They are sending us two giant pandas. We are trading them John Baird and Bev Oda."

A spokesman for the pandas said "We were hoping for Feist and Rex Murphy, but we'll take what we can get."