Sunday, July 1, 2012

Canada Day on the Diamond

It is Canada Day, and the highlight of today's celebrations will be a baseball game on Parliament Hill between the Fathers of Confederation and the Mothers of Invention. Sir John A. Macdonald is on the mound for the Fathers, Frank Zappa is pitching for the Mothers.

Following the game, Prime Minister Harper will barbecue beaver burgers and Opposition Leader Tom Mulcair will mix maple syrup martinis. Y'all come!

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