In his New Year's message, David Johnston, Canada's Governor General, urged Canadians to "embrace healthy living." His Excellency extolled the benefits of regular exercise and physical activity, and we are sure his words resonated throughout the country, and especially within the corridors of power in Ottawa.
That is why we may expect to see Prime Minister Harper and cabinet members John Baird, Jason Kenney, James Moore, et al., slimming down and beefing up, becoming models of fitness for all Canadians.
We can hear the Governor General now, running the drill in the executive gym: "Okay, Stevie, down on the floor and gimme twenty-five!"
The new Conservative strategy: to make Harper look as fit as Justin Trudeau. (Now if they could only get rid of that hair stylist they got from Donald Trump...)
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