Monday, August 3, 2015

Election Rhyme Time (and Slime Time)

As the election writ has been dropped, if not fumbled, the competing parties have gone into action and have released their campaign songs, to whit:

Justin may be frisky,
Mulcair has something up his sleeve.
Both those guys are risky--
Play safe and vote for Steve!

Harper's hair looks as though
A rodent's crawled upon his pate.
Vote for Trudeau's stylish coiffure
And give Old Steve the gate!

Mulcair says Harper's policies
Are intellectually bereft.
Forget the limping Liberals,
Follow Tom and just turn left!

Contributions, poetic and monetary, welcomed by all parties.

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