Donald Trump, the presumed Republican Party nominee for President of the United States, has said that if elected, he will meet with North Korea Chairman Kim Jong-Un. We bring you a preview of this historic encounter.
Trump: Nice hair, Chairman Kim.
Kim: And yours. Very handsome, President Trump. Much nicer than Mrs. Clinton's.
Trump: Thank you. It was a close election. I like to say I won by a hair.
Kim: Ha ha.
Trump: Ha ha.
Kim: Best hair I have seen on an American since we were visited by Dennis Rodman.
Trump: You mean Supreme Court Justice Rodman.
Kim: An excellent appointment. He and Justice Gary Busey will restore dignity to the court.
Trump: I have brought you a gift from my country, President Kim.
Kim: Really? How wonderful! I love gifts! What is it?
Trump: It's a tube of Brylcreem, the Cognac of hair creams. A little dab'll do ya.
Kim: A little dab will do it--like a little dab of enriched plutonium.
Trump: Ha ha.
Kim: Ha ha.
Trump: Well, I guess that wraps it up.
Kim: Wasn't there something else you wanted to talk about?
Trump: Can't remember. You know, hair today, gone tomorrow.
Kim: Ha ha.
Trump: Ha ha.
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