Monday, May 9, 2016

Tyson and Cheney for Trump!

Republican heavyweights, including Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, both former Presidents Bush, Senator John McCain and Mitt Romney, have voiced discontent at the apparently unstoppable run to the nomination of Donald Trump.

But Trump can take comfort in receiving support from former Veep Dick Cheney. If Mr. Weapons of Mass Destruction is for you, how can you be wrong?

Also on the Trump bandwagon: Mike Tyson, John Daly and Dennis Rodman. If Trump makes it into the White House, expect to see them in his cabinet. His liquor cabinet.

Meanwhile, Candidate Trump has announced that not only is he going to have a wall built along the border with Mexico, he is going to have a ceiling built over the entire country--"to keep those extraterrestrials out."

And who's going to pay for it? "The Martians are going to pay for it."


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