Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Amnesty for Turkeys!

President Obama, in one of his last official acts, has granted a pardon to the White House turkey. The turkey lives to gobble another day.

But across the U.S., as Thanksgiving dawns, millions of birds are saying, "How about amnesty for all turkeys?"

Meanwhile, trained counsellors are standing by to mediate political discussions at families' Thanksgiving dinners.

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