Monday, September 18, 2017

Resist the Impulse

September 18 has been declared National First Love Day. Well, if they can have National Unicorn Day and National Bow Tie Day and National Bubble Gum Day, why not?

But don't get carried away. Resist the impulse, sometime around midnight, after a couple of glasses of wine, to phone or e-mail the girl whose name you would have had tattooed on your 17-year-old biceps.

You have no idea how she may look today. And you definitely don't want her to see how you look.

Our advice: take Scott Spencer's "Endless Love" and go to bed.

P.S.: Speed dating does not count as first love.

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