Learn all the skills of tactical, defensive driving; e.g., how to deal with an aggressive fire hydrant, and how to play chicken with your neighbor's tree. Included with your course: a nine iron, for use in breaking the window of your Cadillac SUV in an emergency.
Don't end up in a traffic sand trap--enroll now! Then, watch for the instructor in the green jacket pulling up on your lawn.
Special offer: Your enrollment in the Tiger Woods Driving School gives you a $10 gift certificate for the Serena Williams "Poise & Etiquette" correspondence course.
Where do I sign up? :-)
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