Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Missed Invitations

Events to which we were not invited:

* Chelsea Clinton's wedding

* Michael Ignatieff's bus tour

* Conrad Black's coming out party

4 comments:

  1. But seriously, folks--Black's account of his time while incarcerated, which appeared in Saturday's National Post (and can be accessed at nationalpost.com/conradblack) is an admirable and masterful piece of writing, which deserves to be in "Best Essays of 2010."

    Switching to wedding news, Chelsea looked radiantly happy and uniquely beautiful. And how fine to see an inter-faith ceremony, with both Methodist minister and Jewish rabbi.

    Finally , just as well we weren't asked to accompany the Ignatieffs on their bus tour. We throw up on buses.

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  2. You may have also been sorry to miss Lindsay Lohan's exodus from the crowbar hotel to celebrity rehab. I know I was.

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  3. This just in:

    Mel Gibson and Lindsay Lohan, declaring their commitment to responsible behavior, have begun dating.

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