We have just watched a demonstration by Pointless Digressions' own Karate Kid, a petite miss who weighs probably 98 pounds in her hiking boots. With a cunning and lightning-fast move, she felled a six-foot, seven-inch bruiser weighing 350 pounds. As medics were carrying him away by stretcher, she performed a charming curtsey.
Black Belt Ben of Vernon told us that as this event is set in Las Vegas, Elvis impersonators may be taking part, and indeed, here they come! Shades, sideburns, glossy pompadours, rhinestone-studded suits, blue suede shoes--the works!
This may be the Tropicana, but for the losers, it's gonna be Heartbreak Hotel. Ha ha--little Elvis humor there. (Oof! Just took a karate chop to the head.)
So I guess that's it for now, from Sin City Rumble. This is Bob Slaigh, saying "thank yuh veruh much."
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