...and in other news

Canadian travelers were incensed by the news that the United States may impose a $5.50 entry fee on those arriving by air or sea. President Obama responded, saying, "If they think getting to the US is expensive, wait till they discover what it will cost them to get out."

In other news, it was reported that foreign agencies have infiltrated the federal government's computer system. It is now feared that foreign agencies, or possibly aliens, also may have infiltrated senior government leaders' brains.