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Choose from several architect designs, including the Pinochet Palace, the Idi Amin Villa and the Papa Doc Chateau. Each comes with spa, indoor pool. widescreen television so you can watch what you have escaped, and a deluxe, state of the art interrogation chamber.
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How timely. Seems as though you may get quite a few customers before all the uprisings are done.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on faithfully posting to your blog so regularly. I should take a page from your book. DOH! Guess I can't say that any more. I suppose I have to say "I should take a byte from your blog."
Happy Digressions!