Not all are happy, however: Wendy Wonkerslee says "I broke into a ladies wear store and couldn't find anything I liked in my size. What kind of store is that?"
Similarly, Alvin Knickerton writes "Went to all the trouble to bust my way into Chapters and could not turn up a copy of the new Gandhi biography. How will I ever achieve inner peace?"
Vance Dinwoody, however, is ecstatic: "Nabbed this gorgeous mannequin out of a Bay swimsuit display. We are now engaged!"
Meanwhile, some persons are said to be selling their ill-gotten plunder on-line. Shocking! (Anyone want to buy a slightly used ATM?)
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