In further clarification, Veronica Watermark has made it known that Mondays will be reserved for delivery of bills and chain letters; Wednesdays will be given to pizza flyers, realtors' cards and funeral home brochures; Friday you may expect cheques, declarations of love, acceptance letters from publishers, and news of inherited wealth, property and title from a great-uncle you never knew you had.
Tuesdays and Thursdays, mail carriers will be replacing Air Canada baggage handlers.
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