Yes, viewers, for the first time you are able to own the complete list of words and phrases branded obscene or objectionable by the government of Pakistan! Contains many words known only to Pakistani censors!
Be the first in your peer group to employ these rude vulgarisms! Impress, surprise, shock and delight your friends! Watch their ears fall off in admiration!
Send only $19.95 for the Complete List! And, here's the bonus: we'll send you two lists, the second free! One for you, plus an ideal gift for a potty-mouthed friend or relative!
The Complete list of Banned Words--not sold in stores. Only $19.95, plus a four-figure tax payable to the government of Pakistan.
Call right now for your Complete List of Banned Words! Operators are waiting!
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