Watch out! Here come the Octogenarians!

Recent statistics reveal that the fastest growing age group in Canada is post-85. You may wonder what this means for our home and native turf. Here are a few indications of the future:  

* Radio stations devoted entirely to the music of Lawrence Welk, Russ Morgan, and Shep Fields' Ripplin' Rhythm 

* All-night raves devoted to crazed whist parties

* A rush on bolo ties and supp-hose

* Interprovincial whittling competitions

* A National Horseshoe League

* The replacement of Justin Bieber and Sidney Crosby as fan favorites by the two geezers in the TD Bank commercials

Be ready--it's coming! The onslaught of the Octogenarians!