Blessings on you, Brother, and take that!

It has been reported that a fight broke out between priests at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. Fifty to sixty reverend battlers of Greek Orthodox and Armenian faiths began swinging broomsticks. They were heard calling to each other, "Peace to you, Brother!" Whap! "Yeah, same to you, fella." Bash! 

In Pyongyang, North Korean police arrested dozens of citizens after the funeral cortege of Kim Jong Il passed by. The arrestees were charged with underacting.

And in the Agitated States, the lineup of candidates for the Republican presidential nomination was increased today by the entry of Grumpy, Dopey and Sleepy. Grumpy is currently leading in the polls, but all those running are nervous about the anticipated entry of Larry, Curly and Moe.