Border Security and Mr. 40 Percent

Prime Minister Stephen Harper met with US President Obama today. It took some time for Mr. Harper to get into the United States. He had to convince the border guards that he was not really a Taliban terrorist disguised as an overweight Canadian politician.

While in Washington, Mr. Harper commented on the unhappiness in Russia following the recent disputed election. "They're upset that Putin's party got a little less than fifty percent? Heck, we got in with forty percent, and look at the job we're doing."

It was noted that the Russian leader was seen recently crooning "Blueberry Hill" with a Moscow doo-wop group. Mr. Harper advised, "Keep it up, Vlad. But you might want to get some newer material." 

The Prime Minister then exited the Oval Office, singing "I'm Hip."