We take you now to a cell in the DC precinct house.
George: Well, here we are, Dad--spring break.
Nick: A chance for some quality father and son time.
George: Gotta tell you, Pop, these are not the kind of bars I usually hang around.
Nick: And not the way I planned to spend St. Patrick's Day.
George: Let's call the guard and see if we can get some green beer. Think they have room service here?
Nick: You know, Son, this gives me an idea for a great new realty TV show: "Celebrities in the Jug." Whaddya think?
George: Good idea, Pop.
Nick: I hope we get our belts and shoelaces back.
George: And our ties. That Ermengildo Zegna set me back 225 bucks.
Later that evening, we see Desk Sergeant Oscar McCloskey and Mildred Hepplewaite at a Washington dine and dance spot.
Mildred: Gee, Oscar, that's a beautiful necktie!
Oscar: Thanks, Mil. I got it from George Clooney.
Mildred: George Clooney! I didn't know you knew him!
Oscar: We've become very close.
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