Monday, May 7, 2012

An Ecofriendly Exchange

Federal Environment Minister Peter Kent today responded to charges by environmental groups that the Conservative government is "gutting the country's environment regulations." Minister Kent spoke with reporters outside his workplace. A portion of the question-and-answer exchange follows:

Reporter: "Sir, this coalition of environmental groups--Greenpeace, the Sierra Club, the David Suzuki Foundation, et al.--has charged that your government is not working for Canadians. They say you're working for the oil companies. How do you respond to that?"

PK: "With a vigorous denial. Our government is committed to the people of this country, whether they like it or not. We are not in league with the oil companies."

Reporter: "Thank you, Sir, for clearing that up. You are definitely not working for Big Oil."

PK: "That's correct. Now, was that Hi-Test or Regular? And shall I clean your windshield? Check your tires?"

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