Hang up your seersucker,
Shelve your whites.
Get ready for
Some chilly nights
(One of the forgotten Wordsworth poems)
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Premier Christy Clark's office said today that she has not responded to a demand from Burnaby Central that she send back her high school diploma.
Report from the 3-Day Novel front: Several grammatical casualties, including split infinitives, dangling participles and fractured syntax.
Finally, we wish to apologize to Stephen Harper and John Baird for posting those intimate photos on-line.
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