Saturday, September 6, 2014

Nutz 'n' Boltz

BC Education Minister Peter Fassbender said today he was relieved to learn that binding arbitration is not an S&M practice.

In other political news, Prime Minister Stephen Harper has turned upside down Theodore Roosevelt's advice to "Speak softly and carry a big stick." In Harper's case, it is "Speak loudly and carry a weeny stick."

The Toronto International Film Festival declared Friday "Bill Murray Day." The star of "Ghostbusters" and other films was delighted, until he learned he would have to live the day over the next day. And the day after that. And the day after the day after that. "Please," he pleaded, "somebody call Andie Macdowell." But the organizers said, "Let's not have a tiff at TIFF."

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