The day having now receded into history, we find we have a number of Valentine verses left unsold. Please feel free to take any of these and save them for next year.
Zucchini are green,
Pomegranates are seedy.
You're the one that I love,
Oh yes, indeedy!
Kumquats are small,
Pumpkins are big.
If you've got Parfait D'Amour,
Go have a swig.
(Ed. note: Parfait D'Amour is a purplish liqueur tasting rather like an alcoholic cream soda.)
Lemons are tart,
Persimmons are sweet.
Go out and hug
Everyone on the street.
Champagne is bubbly,
Old brandy is mellow.
When I look at you,
My brain turns to Jello.
Obama is cool,
Stephen Harper is not.
Go look in the mailbox
And see what you got.
If it's only junk mail,
Don't feel blue.
Know that Domino's Pizza
Still cares for you.
And many thanks from the Pointless Digressions crew to the sender of a heart-shaped block of limburger cheese signed "Guess Who."
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