The only person born in Calgary campaigning to become President of the United States declared his candidacy today. Ted Cruz, wearing jeans to show he's a regular Texan guy, announced that he is ready to go to Washington and fix things.
Note to movie fans: This is Ted Cruz, not Tom Cruise, although Tom, taking on another Mission Impossible, might have a better chance of getting elected.
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