Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Cue the Salamander

It is reported that fossils of super-size salamanders have been discovered in Portugal. These lethal lizards, which lived 200 million years ago, were the size of crocodiles, and they existed on a caveman diet.

What next, we wonder, from our Paleolithic past? Gerbils the size of 18-wheelers? Mosquitoes with wings like 747s? Man-eating squirrels?

The news will, we're sure, have been greeted with cries of joy in Hollywood, where even now scripts are being rushed into production for such films as "Rise of the Giant Salamanders" and "Planet of the Lizards."

Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready.

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