Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Headless Headline

As one who misspent many years composing headlines, often under a fast-ticking clock, we honor today one of the great headline writers of all time, and raise a glass to Vincent Musetto.

Mr. Musetto (probably "Vinnie" to his buddies) wrote this imperishable headline for the New York Post in 1998:

HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR

Celebrated as this is within the newspaper world, Vinnie's personal favourite was:

GRANNY EXECUTED IN PINK PAJAMAS

Mr. Musetto has now departed for the Great Newsroom in the Sky. Watch for his next headline on your Ouija board.

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