It is being reported as one of the great trades of all time: FIFA and the Senate announced today that disgraced FIFA officials will move to Ottawa to take the seats of several senators under investigation who will in exchange take over the running of world soccer. Shaking hands, Sepp Blatter and Claude Carignan called it "a win-win situation."
Quotes of the Week:
"I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Mitt Romney." -- Donald Trump.
"If you're in this business long enough, you're going to fire a lot of your friends." -- Wally Buono.
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