Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Hot Enough for You? (heh heh)

The annual summer meeting of the Climate Change Deniers Society (aka "What Global Warming?") will be held this weekend in Kamloops, British Columbia, where the temperature is expected to reach 39 degrees Celsius, a condition regarded as moderate in Death Valley.

Those attending will park their Hummers and vintage Caddies at Fred's Fossil Fuel Inn, and gather for drinks in the Melting Iceberg Lounge.

Highlight of the weekend will be the crowning of Miss Tar Sands 2015.

"Come early," advises chairman Howie Kulphlug. "Expect to get well oiled."

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