Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Cabinet Checking

It has been observed that there are two kinds of guests: the ones who look at your bookcases, to see what trash you're reading, and those who look in your medicine cabinet, to see what drugs you're taking. And in both cases, to see what they might want to swipe.

Today, we are peering into a cabinet. Not your medicine cabinet, which is none of our business, but the federal cabinet, which is everybody's business.

Wednesday, a new mob of ministers will be sworn in. Later, they will be sworn at, but that's their problem. Today, who those ministers may be remains a guarded secret, but peering into the future, we are hopeful that PM Trudeau's cabinet will include:

Rick Mercer--Alanis Morisette--and Solomon Elimimian.

Chagrined at not being included: Justin Bieber.

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