Friday, November 27, 2015

The State Wishes You to Fix Your Haircut!

The latest pronouncement from the rulers of North Korea is that all men should adopt the hairstyle created by Glorious Leader Kim Jong-un. Admitted, it is a very striking look. In fact, certain television reporters in Canada seem to have admired it. One can see them at their anchor positions, the sides of their heads shaved, leaving a mass of hair on the pate. The effect is to look like a stalk of leafed celery.

It's rumored that imitating the leader's coiffure was a secret part of the Conservative platform in the recent federal election. Had the Conservatives won, we would all be wearing "The Harper."

And voters in the U.S. must be wondering what will happen if Donald Trump becomes president.

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