Inside the long-awaited meeting of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and US President Donald Trump.
Trump: Welcome to my White House, Justin. I'm sure you're thrilled to be here.
Trudeau: C'est mon travail.
Trump: Listen, Justin: I've been thinking of making Sarah Palin our ambassador to Canada. Whaddya think about that?
Trudeau: Un idée effrayant.
Trump: I knew you'd be pleased! Now tell me frankly--what do you think of those Saturday Night Live routines?
Trudeau: Vraiment desopilant!
Trump: That's right, very disrespectful. Well, Justin, good to get to know you. Give my regards to Stompin' Tom Connors.
Trudeau: Il est mort.
Trump: Yes, I mean whee, a great guy.
Trudeau: Au revoir. Monsieur President.
Trump: Well, Ivanka, that seemed to go very nicely. What did you think of our new Canadian pal?
Ivanka: Un hunk magnifique.
Trump: Ha ha--I guess you picked up some of that French lingo sitting next to him at lunch. What does "un hunk magnifique" mean?
Ivanka: Someone with whom we could enjoy a mutually beneficial relationship.
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Ha ha, Mr. PD! I saw Ivanka making eyes at him.
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