Once again, we have arrived at Movember. Not November, but Movember, the moustache-dominated month when men are encouraged to become hirsute in support of male health. It has not been scientifically proven that a moustache affects any part of the male anatomy other than the upper lip, but it is for a good cause, so we embrace the moustache, even if many lady friends are reluctant to do so.
There are a number of handsome moustache styles from which to choose: the classic handlebar; the pencil-line, made popular by Errol Flynn and Caesar Romero, a favorite with lounge lizards everywhere; the Zapata; the Fu Manchu; and the waxed and pointed Hercule Poirot. The bushy John Bolton and the untrimmed Albert Einstein are not recommended, unless you enjoy filtering your bouillabaisse thru hair.
Gentlemen, we have thirty days in which to sprout, cultivate, trim and shape facial decoration. Grow that 'stache! (Not you, Madam.)
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