Slap Maxwell here, with breaking news from the Winter Olympics in Pyongyang, South Korea:
Surprise winners in the mixed bobsled race today were US Vice President Mike Pence and Kim Yo Jong, sister of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un.
Despite the closeness of the pair in the sled, Mr. Pence insisted, "We're just good friends."
There was no word on whether the VP would accompany Ms. Kim to the Olympics Valentine's Day Ball.
"I'll have to clear it with Don," he said. "And of course, Mother [i.e., Mrs. Pence] would come as chaperone."