Airport Security Check Options

Federal Transport Minister John Baird has announced that airline passengers will be required to pay a fee to cover the costs of advanced security checking equipment.

However, as is the case with air travel options, different levels of security checking will be offered.

Economy Class check:  $2.00.  Your shoes will be confiscated.

Business Class check:  $5.00.  Attendants will go through your attache case, remove documents, and correct spelling and punctuation. 

First or Luxury Class check:  $8.00.  Includes full body inspection, aroma therapy and massage. 

Enjoy your trip.