Mental State of Vancouver: The entire city has morphed into Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch.
Highlight of Week One: Jon Montgomery auctioning a mug of beer. (He declared himself the successful bidder.)
Greatest Public Service: Mia Stainsby's daily tribeca in the Vancouver Sun of off-beat spots to eat. (Although some may pass on the cat's poo tea.)
Best Gag: Stephen Colbert pointing to veteran radio guy Dave Abbott and declaring "Here is proof that the Irish live hard. This man is sixteen."
Moving Patriotic Moment: Spontaneous crowd singing of "O, Canada" during a curling match (with the exception of one row that sang "Deep Purple").
Political Breakthrough: Groundswell move to draft Sidney Crosby as Prime Minister, after Sid the Kid scored the shoot-out goal in an overtime that threatened to go on until dawn. Not a bad choice for PM, but we're going for Jon Montgomery.
This is Bob Slay, reminding you, in the words of the great Ace Percival of "Sports College," to "live clean--play fair--drink up!"
Okay, I meant trifecta. Stop with the deluge of jeering phone calls, already.
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