Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Adieu, Gordo

British Columbia Premier Gordon Campbell, waddling his way to a microphone, announced today that he would vacate his position as Big Cheese of the province.  It was an announcement that left nine percent of the electorate bereft. 

Almost immediately, Premier Campbell's accomplishments in office were recalled--mainly by Mr. Campbell. 

Attention now turns to who may be the next leader of the party masquerading as Liberals.  It is thought Mr. Peanut and Dr. Bundolo may come out of retirement, but the great hope on the scene is new British Columbian Randy Quaid.  

A spokesperson said "Mr. Quaid has shown his ability in following a clown by playing second banana to Chevy Chase in the National Lampoon Vacations films. We believe he has what is required to take British Columbians to their next HST, PMS or LSD."  

Meanwhile, the rumor that Roseanne Barr may take over the NDP from Carole James remains unconfirmed.   

1 comment:

  1. Randy Quaid! What an insired thought! Not so much a "parachuted in" as an "underground railroaded" candidate.

    And Roseanne is clearly the one to lead the successor party to the New Democrats, the All-New Democrats (ANDP). Carole James is entirely too nice a person to govern a rough-and-tumble province like British Columbia.

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