Air Canada finds Fountain of Youth

Air Canada announced today it has discovered the long sought Fountain of Youth.  At a news conference hosted in part by the publishers of "Parapsychology Today" and "Weird Tales," an airline spokesman revealed the location of the Fountain of Youth.  "It is," he said, "in the bathroom of our plane flying from Shanghai." 

Amid gasps, Air Canada spokesman Fernand Lariviere continued his riveting account:  "It was thought," he said, "that the passenger who boarded the plane as an elderly person and emerged from the bathroom as a fresh-faced youth had been traveling in disguise.  But no!  The truth is, that passenger did indeed board as a wrinkled, decrepit octogenarian, but, once exposed to the magic of Air Canada's exclusive, trade mark registered Fountain of Youth, was magically transformed into a young, virile, I might even say hot, young man of twenty-five."

Reporters scrambled to file their stories, while Air Canada introduced its new marketing program:  The Fountain of Youth Tour.  Special rates for seniors.