Grey Cup Upsets

Several residents of Botox, Saskatchewan, faced the stomach pump after consuming a pot of turkey chili.  Wilbur Scragg, host for the Grey Cup party, said, "We figured we better hurry up and eat that turkey because it'd been lookin' pretty sick all week."

Another Grey Cup party held in Fallen Arches, Sask., produced what several of those attending described as "the Big Momma of hangovers." Guests had been served what host Orville Mintz called his "Big Green Machine Cocktail," a blend of spinach juice and rye.  Mintz defended his punch, saying, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."  

Finally, Marvin Flinders of Wishbone, Sask., found he was unable to remove his watermelon helmet, which he had attached to his head with Crazy Glue.  "But," said Marvin, "look on the bright side:  I won't have to go huntin' for a watermelon next fall."